I have taken to thinking, while folding socks in the basement at 5 am on a Saturday "At least I am not a vampire. Then I would have to do this forever!" Vampires' allure will wane. And then I will be able to weed hundreds of vampire books. Of course, they may fall apart first!
I know. Sometimes it's hard to see the attraction of eternal life. For instance, the Cullens have to repeat high school over and over again. You'd think they'd stake themselves.
I have taken to thinking, while folding socks in the basement at 5 am on a Saturday "At least I am not a vampire. Then I would have to do this forever!" Vampires' allure will wane. And then I will be able to weed hundreds of vampire books. Of course, they may fall apart first!
ReplyDeleteI know. Sometimes it's hard to see the attraction of eternal life. For instance, the Cullens have to repeat high school over and over again. You'd think they'd stake themselves.
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