I have taken to thinking, while folding socks in the basement at 5 am on a Saturday "At least I am not a vampire. Then I would have to do this forever!" Vampires' allure will wane. And then I will be able to weed hundreds of vampire books. Of course, they may fall apart first!
I know. Sometimes it's hard to see the attraction of eternal life. For instance, the Cullens have to repeat high school over and over again. You'd think they'd stake themselves.
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I have taken to thinking, while folding socks in the basement at 5 am on a Saturday "At least I am not a vampire. Then I would have to do this forever!" Vampires' allure will wane. And then I will be able to weed hundreds of vampire books. Of course, they may fall apart first!
I know. Sometimes it's hard to see the attraction of eternal life. For instance, the Cullens have to repeat high school over and over again. You'd think they'd stake themselves.
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