McGinness is the author of The Female of the Species, which I liked. A lot.
Author Gail Gauthier's Reflections On Books, Writing, Humor, And Other Sometimes Random Things
Saturday, September 06, 2025
The Weekend Writer: Some Query Letter Critiques
Sunday, August 31, 2025
The Weekend Writer: Getting Ready for OUR School Year
How I love a virtual writers' workshop.
I've gone on here before about the benefits of virtual workshops: Less expense, less of a time commitment, less travel--none at all, in fact. So let's just take a look at what's being offered this year.
Your Choices Are:
Off Campus Writers' Workshop. The Off Campus Writers Workshop out of the Chicago area is my favorite workshop site. The organization is eighty years old and may be the oldest of its type in the U.S. They offer something every Thursday morning from September into May. That's Central Time, by the way. Is Thursday morning inconvenient for you? OCWW records all workshops and sends registrants a copy that they can access at their leisure for a week. This is your cheapest option, at least, the cheapest I've found. Workshops are $25 each for nonmembers, $10 for members. Membership is only $40 a year, with the year ending in the summer. Membership pays for itself in workshop discounts. I know. I'm a member. Workshop leaders are writers, most with some kind of teaching experience, many with academic teaching experience. I've seen some pretty big name people there. Want to stick to generative workshops, nothing lecture-like? They've got some. This year's workshop schedule.
Thurber House. I've also attended a couple of workshops through the Thurber House in Columbus, Ohio. These workshops are a little more expensive than OCWW's, and the prices vary. They are still a buy, especially when you consider many writers' workshops are through conferences, so you have to pay for a day or more of attendance, even if there's only one workshop you're interested in. This fall's workshop schedule. These are evening workshops at Eastern time
Pioneer Vally Writers' Workshop. The Pioneer Valley Writers' Workshop in Northampton, Massachusetts is totally new to me. I only just heard about it. (I already can't remember how, but I think BlueSky had something to do with it.) Their pricing is also higher than OCWW's, though, once again, a good buy. And get this...they offer gift cards. This fall's workshop schedule. Most of these are Saturday workshops at 1:00 PM, but check carefully. I hope to make it to Anna North's Friday evening essay workshop in December. I read her novel, Outlawed, this summer, and liked it a great deal. Again, Eastern Time.
Are There More Virtual Writers' Workshops Out There?
I'm guessing the answer to that question is "Yes." Which is too bad for me, because I have a ridiculously long list of workshops I want to attend this year just from these three organizations.
Saturday, May 10, 2025
The Weekend Writer: What We Talk About When We Talk About Shitty First Drafts
A few examples:
- YA fiction must include romance. Nothing else happens between the ages of twelve and twenty. I first heard this twenty plus years ago.
- The freaking hero's journey. Is it really the model for all writing or just the same model for the same cliched stories?
- The whole pantser vs. plotter thing. Again, cliche much? Meaningless cliche? Don't get me started.
- Give your main characters something they want, then keep it from then. Does it seem to anyone else that a lot of traditional writing advice involves teaching how to create formula work?
The Point Is, Don't Expect Much of a First Draft
When Anne Lamott coined the phrase "shitty first draft" in Bird by Bird, she seems to have essentially meant that first drafts aren't good. "All good writers write them. This is how they end up with good second drafts and terrific third drafts." (I would argue that hoping for a terrific third draft is overly optimistic.) "Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere. Start by getting something -- anything -- down on paper."
Now, it's been many years since I read Bird by Bird, but I think what Lamott was talking about here was eliminating the need to be perfect right away. The desire to create perfect prose can be paralyzing and stop work. Later in the section on shitty first drafts, she writes about her own process, involving writing a shitty first draft of an opening paragraph and going on to more shitty first draft work that she later, over time, cut and revised.
While she describes her process, she doesn't describe the one and only process for achieving a shitty first draft. And even within the process she describes, she doesn't cover things like how writers might generate the thoughts and work necessary in order to have the material to create the shitty first draft. Her point, I think, is the end result. A shitty first draft.
What Has "Shitty First Drafts" Become?
A Shitty First Draft Is An End, Not A Process
Saturday, April 05, 2025
The Weekend Writer: Getting Started Living Like a Writer
What I like about them is that they are things anyone can do. She says nothing here about MFA programs. She says nothing about writers' retreats in remote places. She says nothing about putting your butt in a chair and writing every day or you really aren't interested in being a writer, are you?
What she does do is write about things you can do right away. Like this afternoon.
A lot of what she's talking about is what I think of as how writers live. We do:
- Look for low-cost resources (Say, Off Campus Writers' Workshop)
- Take individual classes and workshops (Why, OCWW again.)
- Go to local book events (Look for bookstore and library events. A self-publishing writers' organization in my state runs enormous numbers of gatherings at vineyards, breweries, and other outside-the-box locations.)
- Follow other writers on social media
- Read and write
Saturday, October 12, 2024
The Weekend Writer: How NOT To Personalize A Query Letter
Essentially what she's saying is don't personalize your letter in an illogical way that's not connected to a professional connection. For instance, sometime in the last year or two I submitted to an agent who has an apple orchard. It was all I could do not to say in my cover letter that I love apple orchards. I hope I didn't say that.
Also, don't do any of these things.
Hawk also has a 6-step strategy for finding literary agents that I think is very good.
Sunday, September 01, 2024
The Weekend Writer: How Many Publishing Worlds Are You Familiar With?
All her commenters agreed with her.
I sat there in front of my laptop, stunned.
I often see articles on Medium about writing on Medium and what is wrong with Medium and why the writers are thinking of leaving Medium or why the writers are leaving Medium. You don't have to read these things for very long to realize that most of these people have never written anything for publication before they started publishing on Medium. Because Medium is a self-publishing platform, anyone can publish there immediately, without meeting any objective writing standards, without having any expertise in subjects they write about. (Medium does require a certain format for published articles and really prefers that writers not steal the images they use for illustrations. Does anyone else think that seems reasonable? That's not a high bar, folks.)
Is Medium The Real Writing World?
The Publishing World That Is Not Medium
Saturday, August 24, 2024
The Weekend Writer: Some Virtual Writing Workshop Opportunities
Why, yes, I have been to Thurber House.
Why, yes, I have written about going to Thurber House.
Sunday, October 29, 2023
The Weekend Writer: Some Great Writing Ideas Even If You Haven't Been Rejected Yet
It's short and to the point and filled with things writers should be considering well before they start to submit.
Saturday, August 19, 2023
The Weekend Writer: Hybrid Publishing
First, A Brief Primer On Book Publishing Options
Traditional publishers: They accept manuscripts for publication that meet their standards (whatever they may be), provide authors with an advance against royalties (an advance against the author's take of sales), and provide all the work necessary to publish books. And there's a lot. The author takes no financial risk but receives a small percentage of the cover price of each book, since the traditional publisher needs to make back its investment...and presumably more. Many traditionally published books don't sell enough to cover the authors' advances.
Self-publishing: Authors publish their books themselves, doing...and paying for...all the work necessary to do so. And there's a lot. Over the years, I've read that it's not unusual for self-published writers to pay around $10,000 to publish a book of a quality to compete with traditional books. And then they may sink a lot more money into marketing. The authors are taking all the financial risk but receive all the money their books make. It's not unusual for self-published authors to not make enough money on book sales to cover their investments.
Hybrid publishers: Hybrid publishers are supposed to be somewhere between traditional publishers and self-publishing. They provide some of the work necessary to publish books but authors pay for a portion of it. I'm seeing figures of around $8,000 to $9,000, and while that does include distribution, which self-published writers struggle with, it often doesn't include developmental editing and marketing. Both can cost a lot. Authors are sharing the financial risk with the hybrid publisher but receive a bigger percentage of each book sold than traditionally published authors do.
Looking Further Into Hybrid Publishing
Jane Friedman takes a deep plunge into hybrid publishing with IMHO: A Nuanced Look at Hybrid Publishers at The Hot Sheet. Read it carefully. Among other things, she talks about the percentage of authors publishing with She Writes Press, a well-known and reputable hybrid, who earn back their investment. I found it sobering.
A few years ago, I attended a women's writers group. A few women had books coming out with a hybrid publisher. A couple of them said they were going that route, because they were older writers and didn't want to spend the years it can take to find a traditional publisher. Yeah, that was sobering, too.
These days, we think of traditional publishing as being the gold standard. That's where the quality is. But I wonder if a couple from now we won't be thinking in terms of quality, but social class. People with the means to do so, will publish rapidly with self-publishing or hybrid publishing. Poor writes will congregate with the traditional publishers because they don't have to put any money up front with them.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
The Weekend Writer: A Case Study In Raising Stakes With "Queen Charlotte"
Recently, though, I saw Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story and realized what a difference a protagonist with something significant to lose can make to a story.
The Bridgerton Series
The first two seasons of Bridgerton on Netflix are the arguably drawn-out love stories of attractive, wealthy characters in Regency England.
The stakes: How soon will this good-looking, rich guy get together with this good-looking, rich woman and how soon will they take their clothes off?
These are entertaining shows, if you like historical romance or at least the historical period involved. Or if you like looking at beautiful clothes.
The Queen Charlotte Difference
Queen Charlotte is centered on a secondary character from the Bridgerton universe, one inspired by a historical figure, Charlotte, the wife of King George III. The story here begins at the point where the other two Bridgerton series end. Charlotte and George get together and marry, though don't take their clothes off, in the first episode.
The stakes: 1. How will Charlottee deal with George's mental health problems, which could affect the monarchy/government? Will the two of them make it possible for him to reign? 2. Will Charlotte be able to establish herself in a position of power as queen, thus ensuring that the people who look like her, their side (as the situation is often referred to), will be able to hold their new positions in the aristocracy and hand those positions down to their children.
We're talking a cultural shift for a society versus a romance for one couple.
Queen Charlotte is far more involving than the first two Bridgertons, and that may be due to how much higher the stakes are for the main character.
Sunday, April 30, 2023
The Weekend Writer: Some On-line Workshop Opportunities For Children's Authors
Thanks to Erica Verrillo for this information. She also maintains the website Publishing...And Other Forms of Insanity, where she covers writers' workshops as well as calls for submissions and other such info.
Saturday, April 22, 2023
The Weekend Writer: But Then A Workshop You Thought Was Going To Be A Bust Provides A Lot Of Value
I took a workshop on humor writing, Using Humor to Deepen Emotional Impact with Kathleen Rooney through the Off Campus Writers' Workshop. No sooner had the workshop started then I realized that I had misread the workshop description. It was about humor and poetry, something I don't write, though I became interested in prose poetry a few years ago. I've dabbled in it. Barely.
Well, the mistake was totally mine. I knew I had taken an OCWW workshop with Rooney before and decided to put aside regret about my ineptitude, live in the moment, and see what happens.
What happened was a terrific workshop with excellent use of handouts. I came away with some new knowledge of humor terms (call backs! durational humor!) and the name of a George Orwell essay that I've found on-line but haven't yet read. (Funny, But Not Vulgar. And, no, I've never thought of George Orwell as being funny, either.) There were also a couple of opportunities to write, and I came away with what I think could be the beginning of one of those prose poems I've been dabbling in. Barely.
This was a really well-planned and well-executed workshop. On top of that, it was hybrid, meaning Rooney was speaking to a live group as well as a Zoom audience. Those don't always workout seamlessly. This one did.
I am particularly hopeful about the bit of writing I did in this workshop, because back in 2021 I took that other workshop with Kathleen Rooney that I mentioned earlier. It was on writing flash fiction and nonfiction. Looking back on my notes, I see that the work I did to a writing prompt in that workshop became my essay Enough, which was published four months later at Kitchen Tales.
So Weekend Writers, while sometimes we have to suck it up when we stick ourselves with a disappointing workshop, sometimes we have to keep our minds open to what a workshop can offer us.
Sunday, March 19, 2023
The Weekend Writer: A Couple Of Words About Workshops
However, not all workshops/classes are going to be terrific.
A case in point is the workshop (in reality a talk) I took this past week. I thought the workshop leader was going to explain a method to help with drafting and revising. Instead, the workshop was about...Well, I would be hard put to say. This event makes my list of worst so-called workshops I've attended.
Another Great Benefit Of Zoom
However, it was a Zoom workshop. Thus:
- It was cheap.
- I didn't have to get dressed up or made up.
- I didn't have to drive hours to and from the workshop site.
- I didn't have to find a place for lunch or decide to go without, which is always an option.
- I hand-drafted part of this blog post while the workshop leader was talking about who knows what.
What Is A Writing Workshop, Anyway?
Old Wine In A New Flask
A Final Point
Sunday, November 20, 2022
The Weekend Writer: The Story Behind My Latest Publication In "Literary Mama"
My short story The Mother Suite has been published in the latest issue of Literary Mama. Literary Mama is one of the first literary journals to focus specifically on the work of mother writers and is celebrating its 20th anniversary next year. It publishes a blend of poetry, book reviews, profiles, fiction, and nonfiction.
Now The Mother Suite has a history that may be of interest to writers who haven't done a lot of submitting yet.
- According to my records, I first submitted The Mother Suite in 2005. I submitted it 9 times over the next 17 years.
- I continued to tinker with it during that time and didn't just keep submitting the same thing over and over again. Come on. There's always a possibility that a piece of work is rejected for a reason. My submission records indicate that around 2020 the story evolved into a flash version. That is about the time I became interested in flash fiction.
- Sadly, I have no hard copies of the original, presumably longer, version. Nor can I find anything pre-flash on my hard drive. As a minimalist, I believe that is good. As a writer...not so much.
- The first publication I submitted the original story to in 2005 was...Literary Mama! I thought it was worthwhile submitting it again this past March for two reasons. 1. The story had changed over the years. 2. Publications change editors over time. A new person would be seeing this.
Working With A Developmental Editor
Literary Mama has department editors who function as real developmental editors (I published a piece of creative nonfiction with them in 2007, and the situation was the same.). This is unique in my limited experience publishing short work, but it was a big part of publishing my books with G.P. Putnam. It's hard to describe what developmental editors do to someone who hasn't worked with one and especially to people who aren't writers. But, essentially, they help develop the story. Developmental editors working for a publication or a book publisher see something in a submission that appeals to them in some way, that they think could work for their publication or company. Writers and editors agree to work together to develop the story, to help it evolve into something they all believe enhances the original submission.
In this case, the original submission, called Take It From Me, was written as an older mother's advice to new mothers. The main character had two children, and she had more experiences that she talked about. It was essentially a superficial rant. Looking back, I think there was a feeling that the children were at fault somehow. Literary Mama's fiction editor liked a particular aspect of the story. She suggested dropping one of the child characters and creating more of a relationship between the mother and remaining child. She suggested dropping some of the experiences the mother originally talked about and elaborating on the ones I did use. She also suggested dropping the advice frame I was using, which went a long way to eliminating the ranting.
Maintaining the mother's voice was important to me. Among the good things that happened as this story evolved is that the daughter developed a voice as well.
The story became much more sophisticated than it originally was. I hope that the experience of working with this editor will have a positive impact on my future short story writing.
Sunday, July 03, 2022
The Weekend Writer: Reading About Writing
However, 18 of Our Favorite Books About the Craft of Writing by Leah Schnelbach from Tor.com sounds interesting. It includes well-known books like On Writing and Zen in the Art of Writing but a lot of things I haven't heard of, even when I've heard of their authors. While I'm a lot more interested in generative workshops than craft workshops, I might give one of these craft books a try.
Hmm. Reading and blogging about one of these could be an arc for The Weekend Writer feature here at OC.
Saturday, February 05, 2022
The Weekend Writer: An Opportunity For Unagented Picture Book Writers
Note, this is not a Twitter pitch. You will need a query and 60 to 70 words of a completed, ready-to-submit manuscript. You will have two windows on March 1 to submit your material via a Google form, a link to which will be provided.
There's lots of information on this event at the link above. Check it all out.
I must add that networking about events like this is another benefit of belonging to a writers' group, particularly one with trained, active writers who are pursuing study and submission.
Sunday, October 17, 2021
The Weekend Writer: I Need Someone To Do This For Me
Over the years, it has come out that traditional publishers do thousands of dollars of work on every book they publish, work that their authors don't do and don't pay for. Self-publishers can, indeed, do this work themselves, and they do. But not only do they have to fund all the work themselves, paying for professional level editing, cover illustrations, design, and marketing, they also have to learn everything that needs to be done.
A case in point--printing.
Andrew Watson's Book Printing 101: What You Need To Know Before Approaching A Printer appeared at Jane Friedman's Blog. I don't mind admitting, I was shaken by all the details involved.
Now, I suspect there are companies out there, Amazon might be one of them, where self-publishing authors can just press a few keys, and everything will be taken care of for them. But isn't somebody, somewhere, still making decisions about types of paper for the text and types of paper for the covers, and what types of hard covers, and on and on?
I have probably said something similar to this here before, but it's worth saying again: You just can't exaggerate what self-publishers need to know to give their books a chance at being successful.
Saturday, August 28, 2021
The Weekend Writer: "My goal is to do well enough that my publisher wants to publish my next book."
I've been saving this interview with Elinor Lipman at Jane Friedman's website, because I think she says some good things about writing humor and dialogue.
I realized just a few days ago that I really don't enjoy reading interviews with, and writing articles by, authors I'm not familiar with. So I should probably say here that I've read a couple of Lipman's books and particularly liked The Inn at Lake Devine, which for some reason I thought must have been set on a lake near where I grew up.
Something that struck me in this interview was what Lipman said about her publishing goal. "My goal is to do well enough that my publisher wants to publish my next book." That was my publishing goal, too! I really didn't care about how much money I made. I cared about a publisher for the next book.
One of the things you have to accept about goals is that you're not going to meet all of them.
Saturday, June 19, 2021
The Weekend Writer: New Writers/New Parents
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| Gail with new baby--not writing |
What makes Kuznetsova's essay so good isn't that it is an account of what happened and what she went through. She also describes how the experience changed her. It changed how she perceives others, how she reads, and how she teaches. Her essay is about change and coming out the other side with something, making it far more meaningful than just "this happened and then this happened and then this happened."
We often hear that fiction should involve a change. Maybe essays should also.
Oh, also, Weekend Writers, if you're planning to do some major writing or promoting while recovering from the arrival of a new child--give it a second thought.
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Weekend Writer: Writing Prose Poetry, Are You?
Well, it looks as if I'm doing a poetry arc for the Weekend Writer this month, what with it being National Poetry Month and all. Since I have a small interest in prose poetry, that's what this installment is about.
Tell Us Gail, What Is A Prose Poem?
These are my own probably not very reliable thoughts on the subject--You know how creative (or narrative) nonfiction is nonfiction that uses elements of fiction to communicate fact? Okay, well, prose poetry is prose that uses poetic elements--say, imagery, metaphor, repetition--to communicate the kinds of emotion or intensity we usually associate with poetry. A hybrid, so to speak.
But if you're smart, you won't take it from me. Check out:
- Prose Poem at Poets.org
- The Poet's Revolt: A Brief Guide to the Prose Poem by Danielle Mitchell at diyMFA
- Prose Poem or Flash Fiction--What's the Difference? by Jessica Terson at Trish Hopkinson--A Selfish Poet
I am very new to reading prose poetry. To date, my favorite is How to Make Boxed Shells: 8 Easy Steps by Brenda Nicholas at Unbroken.
And Now For Something That's Not About Prose Poetry
School Library Journal has a list of 2021's children's books of poetry and about poetry. Presumably these are just the books published so far this year.















